Well, what if there is no webpage? There wasn't one today.
Where's the page, Lebowski? Where's the page?
There is no page.
Always remember, Frodo, the page is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.
Webpages? Where we are going, we don't need webpages.
It's the one that says 'Page not found'.
I am Jack's missing page.
This is not the webpage you're looking for.